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Firstly he is an absolute RASCAL. A shlonged creature, that has a 12 inch penis and is not afraid to unleash it. Often caught making a 'spaaaareee' noise or hiding behind newspapers with dodgy sunglasses on. Has been recorded headbutting a punch bag, this savage beast should not be approached!
I mugged him off and got dealt 'the dean stevens'
by BigDaveTheThird October 12, 2010

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