Top Definition
A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"
by Mike Hunt Cunt Bag June 17, 2010

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