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Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'
Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night
by Kyle Wallace April 21, 2003
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Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.
I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!
by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003
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What suitcase was caught doing.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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