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1.
Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'
Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night
by Kyle Wallace April 21, 2003
 
2.
What suitcase was caught doing.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
 
3.
Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.
I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!
by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003