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1.
A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.
Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.
by therapists February 05, 2006
 
2.
Asherons call monarch, who is accustomed to lubing up his fingering and penetrating the anus' of his clanmates.
The Crippler rubs vaseline on Alazar's asshole and beging rapidly thrusting his fist in and out.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
 
3.
When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.
Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!
by Slick Criple February 05, 2010
 
4.
two in the pink, one in the stink.
after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003