2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.
I heard #blogguy fucked that whore Jenelle Evans, he has The Court now.