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1. The Cortez
Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.
Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.
buy the cortez mugs & shirts
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by Dr. Rudy Oct 12, 2006 add a video
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