Basically basically the most awesomest guy ever he's smart and fufunny.He's very athletic he's very many great fufunny.He can cheer you up whenever you're sad he smells often and brings light to the world he is very loyal and he hates to hurt anyone that you love and who that he does he loves with the passion
by Ace_121312121312 March 14, 2017
The boy every girl knows and wants and when you get him to date you you feel so lucky but as you continue to date him he goes way to fast and can peer pressure you without knowing it and the worse part is you can never say no
by Khandi.the.best.im dead August 29, 2019
taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night
by hasdrubal November 5, 2010
by i_e_jay June 9, 2005
A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 20, 2009
by jovisstupid June 20, 2020
one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off
by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019