An S.T.D. with its roots stemming from Italy. Usually contracted from a dark haired male, who has an obsession with baseball, and a fetish with Coca Cola. A trait that is often specific to carriers of The Coppo is that they are lactose intolerant. Luckily there is a cream for it.
Oh no, I think I got The Coppo last night from that guy I met at the bar! It burns.