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The act of ejaculating in someones eye.
John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010
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