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A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
by Nadina10 July 29, 2010
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