Sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). Other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of Folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)
"For sure. We staying at The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys?"
"You know it. I'll brink the Ernie K., you bring the Four Loko."