|1.||The Chef of Love|
A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a good time is an electric whisk, a cheese grater and a bottle of olive oil. Contrary to popular belief, the Chef of Love has no affiliation with Chef from South Park. When not making the sweet love and baking the tasty pies in the kitchen, his hobbies are believed to include the tasy tuba
"Hey, aren't you the Chef of Love?"
"Yes I am, how did you tell?"
"Because you're walking around with your giant cock hanging out and your balls are covered in whipped cream".