(2) The one who's always messing up Homestar's plans.
(3) The one who's gonna start a rock'n'roll band.
(4) The one who's making out with Marzipan.
(5) The man that looks like The Cheat.
(6) The one with yellow feet.
(7) The dude that moves to the beat.
(8) Not the guy from 21 Jump St.
TC: Mah Mah.
the Chor-t (in Coach Z's crazy canuck accent)
'Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to limit'
'Everybody come on fhqwhgads'