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Is a sexual act a man performs on a woman when he penis has failed him, just won't work, is too damaged from overuse or just doesn't exist. It consists of one or two meaty-sausage like fingers placed inside your lady friend, stimulating her "G-Spot" while simultaneously performing oral sex on her...
"Dude, I had WAY too much to drink last night and "Mr. Happy" just wouldn't cooperate, but Muffy insisted on getting off, so I gave her three orgasms using the Chaz Bono. She screamed her head off and then passed out, sweet, sweet victory...
by Archanimal May 16, 2011