1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.
1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.
2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!