Top Definition
A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 26, 2009
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