When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.
Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler