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A sexual act in which one partner unsuccessfully attempts to engage in the manual stimulation of the other partner's penis. The hand is held as if to open a doorknob and is repeatedly thrust onto the head of the other partner's penis. An uncomfortable experience, oftentimes considered a sign of inexperience.
I wish I could get a handjob, all she knows how to do is The C-Dog!
by moth12 April 04, 2011

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