A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
by Robert T. Calhoun January 20, 2006
by Benny the Red April 16, 2015
by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010
When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.
by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010
by Alyssago March 13, 2017
When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.
by Angrier MacArtnee October 14, 2010
While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
by Matt Ensminger June 16, 2008