while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a shit on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold.
by leo thunderspot July 11, 2008
A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.
Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!
Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!
Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)
by PJ Maxx November 2, 2010
When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
by Woms1 April 20, 2023
A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.
by Man on the ridge August 28, 2011
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?
I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 21, 2023
While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 28, 2021