|2.||The Biggest Loser|
a sports fan who gives up his/her season tickets the same year the team wins a championship. The reason for giving up the season tickets is either a) the team has had too many disappointing seasons or b) the person is just being cheap
NOTE: This person should never be allowed to purchase season tickets ever again, banned from all future sporting events of this team, and never again be able to call themselves a "fan"
Billy said he was the biggest Giants fan in San Francsico, but The Biggest Loser gave up his season tickets last year when they won the World Series!
|1.||The Biggest Loser|
An aptly named show that parades around fat people who cry alot. This show, like most reality TV, pre-selects its contestants to be emotionally fragile people who will inspire sympathy in its viewers. Unlike most reality shows, The Biggest Loser awards people for doing things they should have done their whole life. The show offers contestants a chance to get immunity from elemination which almost always invloves having to eat large portions of unhealthy food, thus making the objective of losing weight redundant. Anyone who feels sorry for the contestants should be stabbed in the torso.
Non Fan: I've never seen The Biggest Loser before, is the winner the one who looses the most weight?
Fan: Nah, its the loser who cries and degrades themselves the most.