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Undisputedly the BEST, most AMAZING band ever. Appreciated, loved, an adored by all of those who truly understand what real music is. Sadly, some of those faggy new-age kids think they're "Gay", or "puss-tastic". These kids should either be A: Beaten over the head with the crappy albums they listen to, til they lie on the ground bleading, B: Be forced to listen to The Beatles until they have a musical epiphany and realize the glory of this band, or, if all else fails, C: die in a hole.

Long arguments can be held at lunch tables or cocktail parties or the workplace, or wherever you spend your time, said arguments being held with said faggy punks.

They wrote some of my favorite songs, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Revolution, Let It Be, Hey Jude, Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, What You're Doing, and Blackbird.
Argument with me and my friends at lunch table:

Me: Dude, I just bought another Beatles album that I didn't have, I'm so siked!

Intelligent Music Loving Friend: Dude, that's awesome! That band rocks!!!

Un-named faggot #1: God, you guys are such pussies!! I can't beleive you don't listen to ear-drum-ripping, head pounding, I'm gonna go kill mself music!

Un-named fag #2: Yeah, or (c)rap music!! The Beatles are for gay guys!!

Me and my music loving friend: *pull out shotgun, load with a couple orunds of common sense, fire at un-named fags til they lie on the ground bleeding, stupidity drainging from the bullet holes scattered across their bodies. walk away, laughing.*
by the mad sporker March 08, 2008
 
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A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."

With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.

Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
by Mangledbabyducks May 30, 2003
 
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Best Band in the world.
The Beatles were the best band ever!
by Apul January 19, 2003
 
3.
OK, The Beatles kick some serious ass. I'm gonna use a quote from the ultra Styrocen here:
"The most over-rated band on Earth. Seen as kinda cute by chicks in the 60's b/c they wore matching clothes. But the media blew it all out of proportion. Now, the new generation is raised, blindly beleiving that the Beatles changed history, because it was beaten into them."
Hahahahaha, this comming from the kid who likes Linkin Park. Oh look at me, I'm the guitarist from Linkin Park, I can play two chords and call it a song! And I don't know how to solo, thus I should just ram this guitar up my ass to make the world a better place. And yeah yo, we need two singers, wait we need a singer and an "emcee" yo. See, that craptastic emcee in Linkin Park is a waste of space. I could go on, but this is a definition of the Beatles.
The Beatles kick ass. It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.) The best Beatles album is Abbey Road, with the White Album a close second. And I'm sure if you faggy "nu metal" kids would think the Beatles were more hardcore if you saw the original cover of the White Album.
Anyways, no band of today can stand up to the Beatles. Not your carppy emo bands who sing on their acoustic guitars about who their girlfriends left them, or those shit eating "rap rock" bands who try to be original and mix crappy rock with crappy rap!
In conclusion, Styrocen, don't speak ill of the Beatles again until you listen to their music and/or realize what real music is.
nu metal faggot: Man, I hate the Beatles cuz they don't scream or play anything hard and don't worship the dark lord Satan or eat babies.

me: Yes, you need to listen to Helter Skelter, cuz that song kicks ass.

at this point I begin beating up the faggy nu metal kids until they realize they have wasted their life listening to bad music.
by James February 24, 2004
 
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The most popular and best-selling band in the world, even 30 years after they broke up.
Frequently dismissed by 13-year-olds as "old" and "over-rated", until they actually hear them for the first time.
Abbey Road is a famous Beatles CD.
by Yoko Nono June 06, 2003
 
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The band that all the "punk" kids like to bash as "sissy" or "gay." What they don't realize is that without The Beatles, the bands they listen to now would never even be around.
-The Beatles are stupid and their music sucks
-I'm going to kill you
by tintle September 06, 2004
 
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you cannot deny quality. The Beatles is the grandest band in existence, and will forever be so. and for those who think otherwise... well, they should be fucked in the ass with pineapples.
"and in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make."
by pipi December 01, 2003
 
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Greatest Band Ever.
Fronted by John Lennon (or Paul McCartney, depending on who you ask.)
Came about in 1960 or so, switching drummers til they picked up Ringo Starr.
Usually insulted by today's ignorant youth. The same ignorant ones that say Linkin Park are musical gods. Pfft.
Guy 1: The Beatles are the best band ever!
Guy 2: I like the White Album!
Guy 3: They suck!
*Guy 1 and 2 kick the crap out of Guy 3*
by SuperSonicX August 19, 2004