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3.
The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.
by 12341234512341234 July 03, 2011
 
1.
Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.
"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."
by Cock Jockey March 20, 2007
 
2.
The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy December 15, 2007
 
4.
The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.
by CryoMan March 27, 2011
 
5.
A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.
That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!
by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 23, 2013
 
6.
The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy September 03, 2007
 
7.
To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.
As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
by PeeEyeEmAye January 11, 2012