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The Askild-shorts is a nearly transparent tight shorts. Its not possible to buy a Askild-shorts and it´s only one way to get it. You have use the same shorts for several years and wash it until you can see the hole bottomcrack when you are riding your bike or spooning on the beach. It´s positive and negative aspects of the shorts, you´ll get shady looks from the people around you, but you´ll get some tan at places that others only get in the tanning-bed.
Watch! You can see the hole bottomcrack through that Askild-Shorts!
Can you see that rider over there? He is trying to remove the tanninglines while riding.
The Askild-Shorts is awesome! I love it
by Mr. Melk May 10, 2011

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