|1.||The Amy Posey|
This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.
Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.