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The 99% rule shows that ninety percent of all the common words in the English language double as sexually centered slang.
Dave: "Man, Samantha is so weird! Just a minute ago I taped her to get her attention, and for some reason she seemed really upset about-"
Josh(Pervert): WTF?! You TAPPED her?!"
Dave: God are you such a pervert!"
~The 99% Rule
by 2b3o4o May 21, 2012

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