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When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"
"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

"4 stars raves George Segal"
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When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night
Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911
by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011
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