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1.
The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.
Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.

Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.

Harold: FML.
by shiftyclaybob January 26, 2010