A sophomoric response by a douche
(i.e. sweet bro
) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.
(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"
Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."
Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.
"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."
"Should we smoke 1 blunt
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!
1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.
2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."