|1.||That Guy In The Corner|
The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Alex.
That Guy In The Corner over there sure is looking handsome today