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The day white people celebrate being thankful for the land stolen from NATIVE Americans. A day soon to be stolen from everyone by Walmart.
Let us Native Americans be thankful for the white mans food stamps; so we can eat on this day of thanksgiving. Let us also remember the land that we once fed our families from.
by honeybadgermofo November 24, 2011
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A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.
On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.
by Prof. Goldman November 25, 2010
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a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.
Thanksgiving is yummy :)
by lonestarr December 11, 2003
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A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging
On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.
by ADHD93 April 27, 2010
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The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!
Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"
by a-winters-tail November 24, 2010
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An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.
Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.
I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!
by TurkeyPunchin' November 02, 2009
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