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An Expat Tefler who has failed in Thailand, returned to England, but can't get a job there and spends all his waking time in his council flat on Thai Forums spewing hatred and lying about his pitiful existence
I wish I was back in that warm weather with a beautiful little Thai bird instead of being rained in, in my flat with my boyfriend and fellow Thaiolomaniac
by Smeg loves Teak Doors June 23, 2011

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