| 1. | Textual Zombitis | ||
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A disease contracted from texting too much, which turns you into a zombie. Instead of "brains", the zombies are usually on the hunt for new, and pointless acronyms. They will tend to wander aimlessly in a stupor, looking down at their phone. "Did he just walk into a wall?" "Yeah, his girlfriend is giving him a wicked case of Textual Zombitis."
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