Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.
Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"