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Someone who is highly skilled in the art of sending texts messages.
John is so quick in responding to my text messages, he must be a textpert.
by Adrian Pt February 07, 2008
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A person employed in the question answering service offered by 82ask or AQA.
Those Textperts at 82ask are awesome, shame about AQA
by Larry Watt April 17, 2006
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A researcher for a text-based question-and-answer service.
By Jove, those textperts from AQA provide excellent answers, where the textperts of 82 ASK are somewhat deficient in the quality department.
by Dave Rattigan June 25, 2006
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An internet researcher for SMS services such as UK's AQA and 82ASK and Australia's 199QUERY.
199QUERY employs a group of textperts to answer questions.
by Paul.R.Smith February 09, 2008
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My brother is a textpert; he's so clever in his texts.
by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016
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