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Verb; To consolodate copious ammounts of backed up text messages, emails, and or other updates and notifications. Most commonly undertaken amongst circumstances where an individual inadvertantly has free time to spare. ie, Waiting for your take out order,
Waiting for the doctor today gave me some much needed time to textolodate.

I didn't even care that it took those assholes 30 minutes to make me a calzone, it finally gave me a chance to textolodate.
by Jacobi- March 24, 2011

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