Jane: I know. How did she not know that everyone could see her? I felt so embarassed for her.
Mary: Maybe she was having one of those textoleptic episodes or something.
Jane: Whatever. Fucking textoleptic idiots.
Mary: Jane, I don't like it when you talk that way. Textolepsy is a serious disease.
Jane: I know that, Mary. I've never told you before, but my mother suffered from textolepsy. *sobs*
Jane: I've never told that to anyone...
Jane: ...but I trust you and you always listen so well and...
Jane: Were you texting just now?
Mary: Oh, I was just replying to my friend who sent me a funny picture and...
Jane: YOU FUCKING TEXTOLEPTIC BITCH!