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The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM. "That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"
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July 15, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts. i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle
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An addict of text-messaging who will shuck all personal and professional obligations to answer some urgent piffle like, 'wassuh;' one so twisted into the world of texting that he or she has socially become akin to a testicular torsion "So there I am, on my knees - I mean, the tears were in her eyes and shit - and right when I go to propose," Jason said bitterly, "she gets a fucking text message from Jenna about a shoe sale at Marshall's."
Chris gulped. "She didn't answer, did she?" Jason shook his head yes. "Didn't matter, bro. I took the ring back to Zales and got some mad pussy instead." Chris grinned. "Seems to me like all texticles come in pairs. If you ain't one of them, just get the fuck out of there. That's what my mother did." |
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A text message text-icle: "-icle" is a suffix from the latin word icus, meaning "formed as/from". For example, the word "icicle" literally means "formed from ice". Joe: Shit man you really worked me over in that last texticle you sent.
Bill: Yeah, guess I went a bit overboard but I was still seriously pissed. -------------------------------------------------------------------- I sent this submission earlier but didn't receive a confirmation e-mail. |
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A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!
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A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles. "If I texticle you will you sext me back?"
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An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex. Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"
Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!" Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle." Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid." |
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