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Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.
See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.
by Lambchops November 30, 2004
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When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.
Kevo...that was textbook
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A place to draw crazy shit on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a faggot after it.
John wuz here------------> John is a fucking douche bag cunt faggot
-text book
by yourr m0m April 17, 2008
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A very long, exceptionally boring "book," used for teaching and torture. Usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. Often heavy.
Dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!
by studybudy June 13, 2008
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Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;
You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up
by bassiibear November 20, 2010
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piece of shit that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds
dude this text book is so heavy

i know it is a piece of shit!!!
by UA gurl November 23, 2005
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To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.
That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.
by Gunny20 October 27, 2014
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