Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.
A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.
one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text
I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards
Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.
I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.