Texbian - 1) a lesbian from Texas
2) A female homosexual who hails from the Lone Star State
Elvira : My cousin is coming from Dallas to spend a few weeks - you'll love her.
Rogelio: Awesome - maybe you can set us up...
Elvira : Doubtful, dude..she's a Texbian.
Rogelio : Day-um - just my luck !