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A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deportment of many Texans.
Dude, I do NOT want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin' TexASS! I hate the cowboy vibe, and don't like country music. Pleeze...can't we go somewhere else?

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"Don't Mess with TexASS". Yeehaw! Like, what a stupid bumper sticker to promote Texas! What do they mean to imply? Come to TexASS and get your ass kicked? Well....er, uh...I think I'll go to Baja California for vacation instead. Less brainless cowboy testoserone than TexASS!
by Steve-O. September 19, 2006
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Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.
The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion
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Anyone hailing from the state of Texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.

phrase coined by Joe Bush
"Y'know what the problem with Amurika is? All the dang idiots."

(what a Texass)
by Brian Tipton May 22, 2008
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When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!
You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!
by Andi February 23, 2005
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The US state of Texas, or a Texan.
My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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Correct name for the state of Texas, Home of texassholes
by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017
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