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ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her
after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip
by the fighting armadillo January 07, 2010
 
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The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip
that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid
by km BJ December 22, 2004