Cowboy up
its get tough or mosey on out

Giddyup
Keep up or head for the trails

Hold your horses
or get beat up
Well Texas is the lone star state. It doesnt need anyone else especially no Oklahoma. And for any of yall that are mistaken for George Dubya, he is a damn yankee. Even though he may make mistakes and resided in Texas this is America and we should all still support him. Any true Texan would agree, ah hail what am i sayin hes a damn yankee. lynch him.

The south will rise again
by Tina July 28, 2004
Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.
The state that produces the most stuck up idiots in the freakin' world. Most, in fact are pretty good-looking, but they are freakin' full of this stupid Texas-pride shit. YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN COUNTRY ANYMORE! GET OVER IT!
Texans are gay and suck simply because of their "I'll take it up the ass for you Texas" pride shit. If they didn't have that, they'd be good to go.
by Platypus Ranger February 24, 2006
1> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks.

2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.

3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind.

Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.

As goes Texas, so goes the world.
by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005
a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.
by Pitoyable May 20, 2005
The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.
I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.
by Ness November 05, 2004
1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris March 12, 2005

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