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Texas is the biggest and baddest state of them all.

Yes we say ya'll but we don't all have cowboy hats and ride horses around. You fuck with us and your getting your ass kicked.

We've got hot chicks, south padre island, austin!!!, and plenty of beach. The coolest people you'll meet, plus we've got some authentic ass good mexican food.

Plus Houston pumps out some of the best rappers and chopped and screwed cd's. =)

We're diverse and let just about anyone in our state, plus we don't have those stuck up yanks to deal with down here.
Yankee: Oh your from Texas? Say ya'll for me!!

Texan: Well hey there how ya'll doin? Keep talking shit and we'll fuck you up.
by texanbrunette September 03, 2009
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The Worst state in america home to fat ass redneck fucks who marry their sisters.
"oh your racist you must be from texas"
"your darn tootin"
by applecider6693333333333333333 February 20, 2015
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A state that is filled with obese people, which is where the phrase "everything's bigger in Texas" came from.
Guy 1: Dude, everything's bigger in Texas...

Guy 2: More like everyONE's bigger in Texas!!
by JRON003 December 20, 2010
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The place in the world where everything's bigger.
I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.
by Ready-Liver November 07, 2009
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slang for "crazy" or "wild" in Norway.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Yeah I did! It was totally texas!
by diabeetusspeshulus January 04, 2017
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Cowboy hat loving hicks; that worship guns and trucks.
You know what I saw in Texas the other day, A TRUCK AND SOME GUNS.
by awesome dude333 October 25, 2016
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A state in the U.S. where almost everything is legal.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna see these cool new fireworks I got?
Guy 2: I thought those were illegal, dude
Guy 1: Not in Texas
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