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The biggest eyesore of the US. Just because of the fact it is the largest state in the continental US, Texans believe they are better than other Americans, somehow. Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone hunting, dragged a black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV.

The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas."

Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."
guy1: dont mess with texas, we're bad ass.
guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?
guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech.
guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag?
guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.
by speedy07 December 25, 2006

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Good hot tropical climate,ideal for skimpy clothes and swimming pools,palm trees, margaritas and mexican food. Excelent place to meet other people of other cultures, just as long as they are not born and raised in Texas. Cuz they aint no reason to evah go outta the state of Texas, Y'all.
comment to a texan: Y'all won't vaporize when you cross the state line you know.
texan:nuh awe
Comment to texan:truth is,outsiders come to Texas to increse the gene pool.
by sun goddess April 02, 2004

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A state in the WESTERN states, I dont know where all this deep south shit comes from. Look, the only reason Texas joined the confederacy is because most of the states population was based in east texas (which thinks it is the south) in fact Sam Houston never warned against joining the confedracy. I am disgusted that even my fellow Texan would call himself a ignorant southern when he/she hails from the old west. The southern stereotype is mainly because we have shitty politics, and we have a large amount of the horrid " southern babtists" that migrated from the south, who really arnt the christians the claim to be. For those of you not from this state you have probably bought in to the southern myth so let me give you the strait up facts of why we must join the western US.

most of our state is desert

we do not hail to the southeast rather we are a self dependent western nation at heart

most of the state is hispanic much like NewMex and Arizona

most texans would rather refer to themselves "cowboys" than "rebels"
I used to think texas was the south until I went to west Texas and all I saw was occotillo, roadrunners, oil drigs, cowboys

THe old west is alive and well in Texas

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The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck!
Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance.

Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!

I am Texan before american!
by milkshake February 15, 2005

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The only state that believes a defendant is not guaranteed the right to competent legal representation.
The defense lawyer was asleep, but that’s ok... he just works for the prosecution anyway.
by Guilty until proven rich April 23, 2004

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Americas black eye, or, embarrassment. Widely known as the state where a village idiot can become governor, then president; where xenophobia is rampant, it is illegal to buy a sex toy, gay people are encouraged not to exist, protestant zealots run wild (also called 'value voters'), and where social stigmas and informal sanctions oppress people.
Wouldn't it be great if we could get Texas to secede from the union for a second time?
by mikieprash January 11, 2007

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-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by mikey321 March 04, 2006

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