Texas? Only steers and queers come from there.
Hartman: "Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir!"
Hartman: "HOLY DOGSHIT, Texas? Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "Are you a peanut puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you."
A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.
Texas, is state that is so bad ass it was once a country.
George's characteristics of not being able to comprehend the pronunciation of certain words or names, being a woefully bad speaker in general, making the rich get richer, and not knowing shit about politics in no way reflects upon the personality or ingenuity of texas. (By the way, other nations would be laughing at us if we couldn't nuke 'em. Don't know about you, but I'M embarrassed.)
George Bush was born in Connecticut not texas!!! We act just like people from colorado or louisiana!!! We are generally good natured and friendly towards ALL!!!
State connected to mexico in the United States.
Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
Texas is the biggest and baddest state of them all.
Yes we say ya'll but we don't all have cowboy hats and ride horses around. You fuck with us and your getting your ass kicked.
We've got hot chicks, south padre island, austin!!!, and plenty of beach. The coolest people you'll meet, plus we've got some authentic ass good mexican food.
Plus Houston pumps out some of the best rappers and chopped and screwed cd's. =)
We're diverse and let just about anyone in our state, plus we don't have those stuck up yanks to deal with down here.
Yankee: Oh your from Texas? Say ya'll for me!!
Texan: Well hey there how ya'll doin? Keep talking shit and we'll fuck you up.
Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.
There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.
actually, the state flies its flag at the same height every other state flies their flag in regads to Ol Glory. Its socially acceptable to place it marching right of the American flag. (to the left of American flag to the general public)
Look around next time.