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99.
Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.
I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.
by Shawt November 20, 2009
 
100.
A state with very down to earth people. Large cities like San Antonio, Houston, Austin, and Dallas can be like large cities anywhere. Any thought that we wear cowboy hats, talk with an accent, and are racist is not true.

Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride?
The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride.

Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know.

It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.
non-texan: should you really be popping fire works/being gay/nude/sleeping/drinking/littering/whatever?
Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?
by Avocado Eater August 03, 2008
 
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crappiest state in the U.S. home of rednecks like George W. Bush. crappy weather. too much land for undeserving people. Crappy music(country if you're into that type of thing) and don't forget on Thursdays it's the weekly lynching of the minorities! yeah.....
A Jedi Might be a Redneck if
* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer

* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"

* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs

* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside

* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"

* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up

* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family


Texas sucks
by acceptmyfuckingdefinintion January 07, 2009
 
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A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.
Texas, is state that is so bad ass it was once a country.
by Sparkster123 August 09, 2008
 
103.
State connected to mexico in the United States.
Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
by the_anonymous_one_rules August 03, 2010
 
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Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.
There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.
by KaliKali June 22, 2006
 
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George's characteristics of not being able to comprehend the pronunciation of certain words or names, being a woefully bad speaker in general, making the rich get richer, and not knowing shit about politics in no way reflects upon the personality or ingenuity of texas. (By the way, other nations would be laughing at us if we couldn't nuke 'em. Don't know about you, but I'M embarrassed.)
George Bush was born in Connecticut not texas!!! We act just like people from colorado or louisiana!!! We are generally good natured and friendly towards ALL!!!
by nolimitsoldier February 20, 2006