Easy. The greatest state in the union. Not all of us wear cowboy hats and ride horses. We have cars here ass holes. Although there is mostly wide open spaces with beautiful views of nothing but landscape there are a few big ass citied with more minorties than you can shale a stick at. We aren't all uneducated here despite what you may have heard from those Yankee ass holes or the stuck up californians. We say words like yall because it's the best easiest way to say you all! The people from the small towns are usually really nice unless it's some ass hole that moved here from California. The weather here in central Texas is very unpredictable except in the summer it's always fucking hot. We are the only state that can fly our flag level with the us flag which posses me off because Texas is above the united states. The day we succeed from the union is the day I live a happy man. We have alot of rivers here and we like breakfast tacos, the high school students usually like to smoke weed and party every weekend. Texas state university in san Marcos has the best parties but one in 4 women at Texas state has an STD. How could that happen if we only sleep with our sisters? The typical things said about Texas or texans are only said because the people either want to be a Texan or they wish there state could be half of what Texas is. Texas is so bad ass that ford advratizes everywhere that ford is the best in Texas, and if it's the best here it's the best anywhere. Do not move here, we do not like tourists. They drive really slow make us really mad with there pale white skin and jeasus sandals with socks.
I've been sent to spread the message Mmm god bless Texas!
Little Texas
by Carson F. Baby July 13, 2009
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Place of extreme weather.
If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.
by Sara December 30, 2004
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
by texasbabe September 10, 2004
The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!
Fuck you! I'm from Texas!!!
by johnnymurder April 20, 2005
the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag.....
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks
look at the flag in our capitol
austin texas... same height as the us flag
by solardog January 27, 2004
Home to Dr. Pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, Sam Houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: George Bush.
by Mimiko May 18, 2003
The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.

If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...

3.God bless Texas.
by TexasBallin May 17, 2005
The greatest state ever
hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!
by melanthex April 04, 2005

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