* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer
* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"
* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs
* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside
* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"
* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up
* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks
austin texas... same height as the us flag
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.
If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...
3.God bless Texas.