Texas is also home to one of the largest populations of child molesters and pedophiles in the entire world. The 200 census estimated that out of every 100 people in the state of Texas, there were 73 pedophiles or child molesters.
Another fun fact about Texas is that KY brand personal lubricant was invented there. In 1984 Nolan Ryan after sodomizing and performing anal intercourse on his goat grew tired of it always being so uncomfortable, so he spit into an old toothpaste tube and it evolved from there.
texas is also a place where the people think 50 degrees is cold, county roads are black top, Galveston is a good place to visit, and "Big Tex" is straight. All of these are common misconseptions.
Remember that time I got butt raped by the mayor of Dallas Texas? How is that an appropriate punishment for a speeding ticket?
Wow! The whole state of Texas is like one big abortion.
Howcome Wichita Falls Texas is so dirty and gross? Oh wait it is in Texas.
Let's go to Lubbock Texas and watch that caped and masked child rapist ride his horse. Oh better yet, let's go to college station and watch those ass hole that couldn't get into West Point march around before they molest that dog of theirs.
Child: Mom, how come so many people in Texas have AIDS?
Mother: Sweetie, God hates them, and remember, they are not people in God's eyes.
Wow, I'm so glad I live in Oklahoma. If I'd stayed in Texas one second longer I am certain I would have been molested and would also have contracted AIDS.
The texas state flag
The Texas state Capitol in Austin.
TEXAS/ OU Red River Shoot Out
Texas A&M University Patriotism
A nice T-Shirt
Texas Bumper Sticker
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.
If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...
3.God bless Texas.