Well, as a Texan, I guess I'll throw my two cents in...Texas is a great place to live. I know alot of people from other parts of the country think "Hicks, Rednecks, Incest, Ignorant, Dumb, ect, ect..." But, the fact of the matter is, Texas is a real diverse state, with large metropolitans such as Houston, and Dallas/Ft. Worth, and also vast areas of rural towns and farm/ranchland. Now, im a country boy, but that doesn't mean that im racist, eat possum, and only listen to country music. Ya, I do have a 4x4, and yes, I do live on a small ranch with horses and cattle and such. Plus the Cowboy boots and all that stuff, But thats just me, not all of Texas. I like all genres of music, From Rap/Hip Hop, Rock (and all subgenres that go along with it), Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff. We've got all different races, creeds, religions, and beliefs, Some of the finest Colleges in the nation, and just down right good people. Ya, the weather is pretty wild, but hey, ya get used to it, or at least I have, I cant really speak for others. All in all, some of yall just need to it thru your thick, opinionated, stereotypical heads that Texas is not what you think it is...yeah, big words huh? Well, Texas has a pretty good education system, 3.6 GPA, in a town of about 800. Just thought I'd throw that in there, for kicks.

Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...
Non-Texan #1: Texas is nothing but cows, horses and Cowboys...

Non-Texan #2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists!

Texan: Oh Yeah!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...
by TexasMade,TexasPlayed December 02, 2007
Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.
God blessed Texas!
by I ride my horse to work. March 21, 2013
The bipolar state. Known for extreme weather changes such as 80-something degrees one day snow the next.
"SNOW?! In the middle of SPRING?!"
"Well we ARE in Texas
by gerbilgirl December 14, 2010
A state with small penis syndrome and chewy bbq.
"I'm from Texas and I always have to say I'm bigger and badder and I drive a big ole Truck because my penis is really small."
by its4oclockandihavenothingtodo March 18, 2013
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.

Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.

Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.

Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 04, 2010
A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.
Texas, we are normal!
A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by anita45 April 16, 2006
The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.
" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".
by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

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