Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.

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Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.
God blessed Texas!
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Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.

Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.

Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.

Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
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A tight state full of some small towns in the rural area and some big cities. Rappers come from Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, and sometimes Austin. There's lots of country music down near San Antonio.
Don't mess with Texas boys.
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A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.
Texas, we are normal!

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i wasnt born in texas, i was born in connecticut. i eventually moved to texas, and i never plan on leaving. i have lived everywhere, england, california, alabama. texas kicks major ass. lemme clear up a few things for u fucking retards:

1) texas doesnt have the highest concentration of gays in the US california does. ever heard of san francisco? it is one of the 10 most populated cities in the US and it is the gay capital of the US. go to san francisco and i bet u wont find many straight clubs. thats where u belong anyway

2) "heard of the silicon valley? also, Microsoft is in Washington"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! everyone, if u give a shit about where microsoft hq is, let me know................. anyone?...................out there?...........someone?................guess not

3) "don't make any comments about Arnold Schwarzenegger. he's still Republican, while California isn't"
Well now,...... could u please tell me how the fuck that managed to happen? i didnt realize political parties could make u blush.

4) "george bush also won the state of Texas in the 2000 presidential election"
i would think that would happen 'cuz he is a republican and so is texas, dumbfuck.

5) "i'm sure alaskans would say their weather isn't bad, because they're used to it."
california has earthquakes, they can sometimes kill thousands of people at a time, but thats ok, im sure they are all used to it.

6) "however, you don't see anyone moving to Texas for the weather, do you?"
hold on, i must have missed when you made a logical point out of this statement. why the hell would anyone move anywhere because of weather. if weather really bothers u that much, stay the fuck indoors, pussy.

7) "snow and hail, in the middle of summer"
i could not stop myself after reading this one. i had to get on the floor and roll laughing for at least 10 minutes. it doesnt snow in texas u imbecil. and hail, i havent seen hail in this state in 6 years. how could it snow this far south. that is the kind of genious thinking that got the Governator elected.

8) "the corrupt oil tycoons, Enron executives"
yeah i know, enron was started in texas, so what? am i supposed to feel ashamed of myself. it aint workin yet. wherever u live ought to be ashamed of themselves because of a failure like u. i didnt even understand the sentence i took this quote from, i took the most coherent part. u need to go back to preschool english class where a shit for brains dumbfuck like u belongs.

9) yes, we do have (and use) the death penalty."

"-this is something to be happy about..? if this is meant to be impressive, Utah's death penalty is death by firing squad. and, yes, they use it to"
death by firing squad eh? trust me, i give a shit. no really (cough). is THAT something to brag about. well at least i can brag about intelligence instead of how people get killed in a state. Utah uses firing squads, WHOPPIE!! u just made my day. but i'll humor u with the ooooooooooooo and aaaaaaaaaaah i think u were after.

Texas is a fine state which deserves no ridicule at all. u can either love texas, or get the fuck out.
u guys seriously need to consider what u say from now on to make sure it isnt that stupid ever again
by Psycho August 11, 2004

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Texas, everything is big in Texas.
Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
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Did you mean stupid?
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"

"Uh, Texas?"
"No, I'm stupid!"
"What's the difference?"
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